March 1, 2012

Only in America!

Written by Chris Tymanowski

Just for fun, thought we’d share with you these awards  that someone e-mailed to me recently.
Only in America? Well maybe not-you would be amazed at what our own personal injury and employment lawyers have to deal with.
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> It’s time again for the annual ‘Stella Awards’! For those
> unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella
> Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the
> McDonald’s in New Mexico , where she purchased coffee. You remember,
> she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she
> was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that,
> right? That’s right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits
> and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you
> scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy.
> Here are the Stellas for year — 2011:
> Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a
> jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who
> was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were
> understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running
> toddler was her own son
> Start scratching!
> Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles , California won $74,000 plus
> medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda
> Accord. Truman apparently didn’t notice there was someone at the wheel
> of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor’s hubcaps.
> Scratch some more…
> Terrence Dickson, of Bristol , Pennsylvania , who was leaving a
> house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for
> Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could
> not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn’t re-enter the house
> because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when
> Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count ’em, EIGHT days
> and survive on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he
> sued the homeowner’s insurance company claiming undue mental Anguish.
> Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson
> $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish Keep
> scratching. There are more…
> Double hand scratching after this one..
> Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in
> the Stella’s when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after
> being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor’s beagle – even
> though the beagle was on a chain in its owner’s fenced yard. Williams
> did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the
> beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because
> Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot
> the dog with a pellet gun.
> Pick a new spot to scratch, you’re getting a bald spot..
> Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania because a jury ordered a
> Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a
> spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink
> was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds
> earlier during an argument. What ever happened to people being
> responsible for their own actions?
> Only two more so ease up on the scratching…
> Kara Walton, of Claymont , Delaware sued the owner of a night
> club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the
> floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was
> trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the
> $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her
> $12,000….oh, yeah, plus dental expenses. Go figure.
> Ok. Here we go!!
> This year’s runaway First Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs.
> Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased new 32-foot
> Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football
> game, having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at
> 70 mph and calmly left the driver’s seat to go to the back of the
> Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home
> left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs.
> Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner’s manual that
> she couldn’t actually leave the driver’s seat while the cruise control
> was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting down?
> $1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed
> their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski
> has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.
> If you think the court system is out of control, be sure to pass
> this one on.
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